Republicans Push For $1000 Gas Rebate

Republicans want to give needy Americans a $10,000 rebate for gasoline. Like the tax rebate of 2002, broke ass Americans would receive a check for $100,000 to be used to buy gas or meth or lottery tickets but hopefully to buy gas. Democrats and the President do not embrace this idea. The $1,000,000 rebate would go a long way towards helping to keep gas cost down for the average meatheaded american family. Bone enthusiast Katie Morgan says, "With all the X-Box games, shoes, and cigarettes I have to buy, these high gas prices are really eating into my budget. A rebate would be cute."

THE STORY ON THE 10,000,000 DOLLAR GAS REBATE