Fuel Mode Responsible For Lower Gas Prices

I take full responsibility for the lower gas prices. Fuel Mode was launched in early November and since then gasoline has dropped by a dollar a gallon. Was it our support of higher fuel efficient cars? Was it our support of alternative fuels? Was it our support of lower gas taxes? No. It was our commitment to putting out half-witted articles and pictures of semi naked women. That put us over the edge.

Peace out, dawg.

THE STORY ABOUT LOWER GAS PRICES --- LINK

The Use Of High Intensity Lights Help Fuel Pot Bust

The son of former Major League Baseball Player Jimmy Piersall was arrested for trafficking in illegal drugs. A major clue was the above normal usage of electricity at the home of Christopher Piersall. The police removed 175 marijuana plants from the home. 100 plants made it to the police station.

READ MORE ABOUT IT IN DETAIL HERE---LINK

Man Pays Wrong Electric Bill For Seven Years

I don't like paying any bills. If I could go through life without paying a single bill I'd be happy. That's not going to happen.

Daniel Moris not only paid his bills on time, he paid for someone else's electric bill due to a utility company error.

READ MORE ABOUT IT HERE---LINK

Do You Need A Robotic Pump?

Shell Oil has an experimental fully automated gas station. First, you must buy a super Transponder or something.

I'm still waiting for the fully automated bathroom with robotic ass wiper.

THIS IS AN OLDER ARTICLE ON IT ----LINK


How lazy can you get?

Man Produces A Million Volts Of Electricity From Body

Maxwell Dillion has the ability to produce at least one million volts of electricity from his body. This is enough power to energize a city block or all of Paris Hilton's vibrators. How this man is able to contain such power is unknown but he may be the answer to energy shortages in the future. Why has the government hidden this person from the public?

READ MORE ABOUT THIS INCREDIBLE MAN HERE ---- LINK

New York Adds Charge To Electric Bill

New York has added 15 cents a month to electric bills to help spur the creation of new energy sources such as windmills. Insert your own politician joke here. I'm too tired.

READ THE STORY HERE--- LINK

Are Magnums Big Enough?

It's not a condom; it's not a tv show starring Tom Selleck. It is the 2006 Dodge Magum SE. It's not an SUV, station wagon or truck. Dodge claims it gets 28 miles per gallon on the highway.

WHY DON'T YOU JUDGE IT FOR YOURSELF --- LINK

FUEL MODE'S TOP FIVE ANSWERS TO HIGHER ENERGY PRICES

Don't think I don't have answers to high energy prices. I do. Tired of paying a high electric bills, paying $3.00 per gallon for gas and high natural gas bills? I have answers.

My top five solutions to high energy prices.

5. Win the lottery
4. Marry a rich person
3. Walk
2. Move to Texas and start your own oil company
1. Get a higher paying job

Who said I didn't have answers?

Washington Post Supports Higher Gas Taxes

Some people think the answer to America's oil problem is to cut back on consumption; that is drive less, ride public transportation more, carpool etc. The arguments in this article that ran in The Washington Post in 2004 calls for less consumption through higher gas taxes.

DON'T TAKE ME WORD FOR IT READ IT HERE --- LINK

Buy Me A Benz

Fuel Mode is here to let you know that there are cars that get good mileage that are not hybrids. If you want to buy a hybrid, it's fine. This is America. There are other choices. For example, the 2006 Mercedes-Benz E-Class E320 CDI which gets 37 miles per gallon on the highway. As a service to the world, I suggest that you tell all your friends about Fuel Mode so I can earn enough money to buy a Benz and test drive it. This is the only way to see if it is as good as advertised. E-mail your peeps now!!!

LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS BENZ HERE LINK

2006 Mercury Milan Gets 32 MPG

If you travel long distances, like to drive and want to get bang for your bucks on gasoline; you might want to buy the 2006 Mercury Milan. It gets 32 miles per gallon and has retro-rockets. Okay, maybe it only gets 32 miles per gallon.

LEARN MORE ABOUT THE 2006 MILAN HERE LINK

U.S. Chamber of Commerce Wants To Tax Hybrids

In an effort to raise money for a depleting highway fund(their claim not mine), The U.S. Chamber of Commerce wants to tax fuel efficient cars higher than those that aren't. Two things: this would discourage people from buying fuel efficient cars and it punishes people that do.

MORE DETAILS IN THIS ARTICLE ---LINK

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce can kiss my hairy ass. Sure the Highway Trust Fund is running out of money.

SUV's ROCK THE CASBAH

SUV's sales in the USA are down (but not out) due to rising fuel prices. Imagine supply and demand working. However, there is one place on Earth where SUV's still rule. The Middle East.

THIS IS DETAILED STORY ON SUV's iN THE MIDDLE EAST--- LINK

What happened to Cadillacs?

SUVs ROCK THE CASBAH

The Chevy Impala circa 2006

The 2006 Cheverlot Impala gets 31 miles per gallon on the highway. If you put one gallon in the tank, you can drive 31 miles before you go dry.
I recommend putting more in.

YOU WANNA BUY ONE? GO HERE!!!---LINK

I don't get any commissions from the cars highlighted on Fuel Mode. Not yet anyway.

Rush Limbaugh Calls Hybrids "Pointless"

I believe hybrids are a part of America solutions to our oil concerns. A part. Other parts of my solution to lessen our dependence on foreign oil include drilling for oil in Alaska and off the coasts of California and Florida.

Mr. Limbaugh states (I'm paraphrasing) that auto makers such as Ford want the government(i.e. you the taxpayer) to expand subsidies to help them build hybrids and he believes that is wrong.

It is wrong. It's akin to me going to Washington and saying, "You know that Drudge Report gets five million hits a day. I can't compete. I need government to dole me out about two million dollars and I'll be cool."

Hybrids are all the rage in Hollywood and parts of Europe but they haven't caught on in America like the X-Box, HD-TV and the I-Pod.

But they will. When? I don't know when but they will. All new tech takes time to work out the kinks.

Asking for a subsidy to make them or trying to force someone to buy one or denouncing the oil industry won't sell one hybrid at all.

LISTEN TO LIMBAUGH RANT ABOUT HYBRIDS AND LESS GOVERNMENT---LINK

Hugo Chavez To Run For President In 08

Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez wants to discount home heating oil for poor Americans who can't afford the higher prices or don't want to pay for it. Hugo there is a Paypal donate button on this page. If you want to pay for something... First you have to get an e-mail address.

MORE ON THIS STORY HERE----LINK

Why stop at home heating oil? Buy everyone an HD-TV and lapdance too.

Gas, Gold and God

What's the relationship between high energy prices and the rise of gold prices? I don't know. I'm just a blogger. I don't make any money doing this.

THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT GOLD AND STUFF---LINK

Fuel Mode is not responible if you lose money.

I'll Have A Half-Cup of Gasoline With A Lemon Twist

Did you know that the gasoline I get in Atlanta is not the gasoline you get in San Francisco or wherever you are? Yeah! There are several different blends of gasoline. This is one of the reasons why different states have different gas prices.


THIS IS DETAILED ARTICLE ON BLENDS---LINKS

The next time you cuss at 'Big Oil' remember what you just read.

Pigs Rule The World

In the movie Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Mad Max played by Mel Gibson asks Tina Turner, whose name in the movie I can't remember and don't feel like looking up, where does Thunderdome get it's power. Turner replies,"pig shit." I'm paraphrasing and really don't give a damn. The scene plays out that way more or less.

I now discover that pig crap can be used as an energy source. Who knew? The talented screenwriters of Mad Max that's who.

MORE STUFF ON PIGS AND FUEL ----LINK

Wear An Extra Coat and Pass The Potatoes

Some lawmakers up north are worried about a home heating oil shortage. One lawmaker says that some families have to choose between "heating and eating." To which I say,"Wear an extra coat and pass the potatoes." Other lawmakers want to tax oil company profits and use the money to buy votes...I mean heating oil for those who can't afford it or just don't want to pay for it.

I GOT MY INFO FROM HERE --- LINK

You do know that taxing oil company profits will cause gasoline/oil/home heating oil prices to rise? I can't be that much smarter than you.