City Fires Worker For Gas Theft

Forget meth, forget crack, forget carjacking...California's busting down on gas theft. Somebody stealing gas from the San Mateo Public Works Department and dammit it has to stop it. Read this story and see how many of the authorities are involved.

THIS IS THE STORY---LINK

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The Department of Homeland Defense must of been out of town.

Secret Santas Paying For Utility Bills

Do you want to be someone's Secret Santa? Do you want to pay someone's sewage bill? Well the city of Glendale, Oregon has combined the two!!! You can know pay someone's water and/or sewage bill in Glendale as a Secret Santa. Or you can hit the donate Paypal button on this page and be my Secret Santa. Don't leave!!! Come back!!! Hey I was just playing. Dammit.


THIS HERE IS THAT GLENDALE STORY I MENTIONED---LINK

The City With The Lowest Gas Price Is...

The city with the lowest gas price in The United States Of America is Cape Fair, Missouri. The price is $1.56 a gallon. The national average is $2.15. Is moving to Missouri worth the cheap gas?

MSN UPDATES THE CHEAPEST GAS EVERY DAY---LINK

Merry Christmas!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF THE BLOGGERS IN THE WORLD

MERRY CHRISTMAS

To Buy A Hybrid Or Not?

The one thing to remember when considering buying a hybrid is this; the hybrid is still in it's infancy stage. Today's hybrid will not be the same one five years down the road. The tech is still relatively new.

The technology of the hybrid will get better. The demand will go up. Prices will go down. It's the same with all tech.

The computer that cost $600 four years ago is now $250 or lower. I own such a computer. My HP Pavilion 511 W was the shit in 2002. I bought it at Wal-Mart for $575. It's measurements are 1200 mhz Celeron Processor, 1.19 GHZ, 128 MB of Ram. Today that same computer, even if it was brand new, would cost about $200. Maybe even lower.

REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU READ THIS---LINK

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Chavez Wins Big; Bostonians E-Mail Their Wish-Lists

Hugo Chavez and his political party won 100 per cent of the parliament in Venezuela. That almost never happens anywhere except in a dictatorship. But Venezuela is a free country. Right? The last time a United States political party won 100 per cent of seats in Congress was...never. But Venezuela is a free country.

Chavez, who is the owner of CITGO, also reduced the price of home heating oil in the northeast section of the United States. So he can't be all bad. Right?

THE STORY OF CHAVEZ'S RE-ELECTION---LINK

THE STORY OF CHAVEZ REDUCING PRICE OF HOME HEATING OIL IN THE USA---LINK

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Man Steals Gas From Church

More gasoline thieves in the temple. A robber or robber broke into a church shack and stole some more gasoline. I heard that gasoline goes for $2.00 gallon on the street. Ya heard.

MORE GASOLINE THIEVES---LINK

County Commissioner Steals Gasoline

I can't get enough of gas theft stories. Why steal gas? Rob a damn bank. They make movies about bank robbers. Dog Day Afternoon. Heat. Set It Off. All cool flicks about bank robbers. They make jokes about people who steal gas.


COUNTY COMMISSIONER STEALS GASOLINE---LINKS

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Segway Banned In Parts of Las Vegas

Segway, the scooter that costs $5000 that no one buys, is being banned in parts of the Las Vegas strip. Officials claim it is for the safety of the prostitutes that walk the area. "It's hard to have sex on one of those things. Even if you stand up."


THE REST OF THE STORY---LINK

Man Steals Electricity To Grow Pot

Another man has been caught stealing electricity to grow marijuana in his basement. The RCMP removed 342 plants from the home of the thief. At the police station, the thief claimed that he had grown over 750 plants, then he was beaten unconscious.

HERE IS THE REAL STORY---LINK

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I don't know what RCMP stands for and I'm not going to look it up.

Carpools Should Be Fun...Why Aren't They?

I've asked the few friends I've got left (and who have a job) why don't they carpool more often. After they asked me for the money that I owed them (and realized that they weren't getting any) they answered my question.

These are the reason my friends don't carpool more often

10. You have to smell good
9. You can't get drunk
8. You can't fart
7. You can't play with yourself
6. You can't 'play' with the other passengers
5. No one can agree on the music
4. You can't 'dig for gold'
3. You can't sing
2. You can't drag
1. You can't get high

Maybe we all need to carpool more often but as I think of the reasons my friends gave, maybe buying a scooter is a better deal.

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Please link to me or do I have to come to your neighborhood and beg for scraps?

Stealing Electricity? Get With It

Everybody steals electricity? Don't you? Am I the only one? The stolen electricity in this story may have cause a fire. That fire burned down the city of Chicago. Wait a minute. That's not true.

THE STORY OF STOLEN ELECTRICITY---LINKS

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Man Charged With Gas Siphoning

Everybody has siphoned gas. Haven't you? You haven't? Well the man in the following article did. And he didn't half-ass the job either. Two 275 gallon drums in the back of the van? I think he was serious.

THIS IS THE STORY HERE---LINKS

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The Million Links Project Begins

As far as I know, no blog has a million links to it. I want FUEL NET to be the first million linked blog. Ask your friends, ask your relatives, ask your enemies to link to this blog. If you happen to write for USA TODAY, VIBE, THE SOURCE, WALL STREET JOURNAL, TIME etc. do a write-up of this blog. I need the support. The steering column in my 1992 Dodge Spirit has broken and I need it fixed.

Is a million links too much to ask for? The content is here and growing. I now post three times a week. Three. That is not a typo. Three times a week.

This blog is about energy and how we deal with it. I deal with it with humor. I hope to you have fun with this blog.

16 WAYS TO DRIVE TRAFFIC TO YOUR BLOG---LINK



DAY ONE OF THE MILLION LINKS PROJECT

LINKS SO FAR: NEGATIVE THREE

If $4.00 A Gallon Is STILL Too High. Try A Motorcycle

Most motorcycles get 40 to 50 miles per gallon. They're cool. They're cheap. Chicks love them.

THE FUEL ECONOMY GUIDE TO MOTORCYCLES---LINK



Hellfire not included.

Higher Gas Prices Cause Some Laundromats To Raise Prices

Higher gas price have forced some laundromats to raise it's prices. Customers have been paying the prices so far. They couldn't stomach the thought of washing their own clothes.

THE STORY IS HERE---LINK



Skid marks. Skid marks. Skid marks.

1000 Miles Traveled For Less Than $50

Read this tale from Ms. Nikki who traveled 1000 miles in her Honda Civic for less than $50.




READ THE STORY HERE---LINK

Two Years Of Free Gasoline? La Mierda Del Toro?

Because of lagging sales, Chrysler is offering to buy your gasoline for two years if you purchase one of their 2006 automobiles before Jan 3, 2006.

I have a better deal. Buy one Chrysler get one free.

THE STORY IN DETAIL---LINK

I still couldn't afford the insurance.

Tired Of Writing Invitations? Try an E-Vite! You Lazy Bum!

In the future, e-mail will surpass snail mail. I don't know when but it will.

An E-Vite is an e-mail invitation to a social event. Events such as weddings, graduations, and threesomes. According to the article I've read, companies exist to help you craft your E-Vite.

THIS IS THE ARTICLE I MENTIONED---LINK



Wait until my bill collectors find out about this shit.

George Clooney Loves Tango

King George Clooney has purchased a Tango T600; an electric car that costs $85,000. Now that the electric car has blessed by the presence of our lord and savior George Clooney, look for sales of the Tango T600 to sky rocket. Later that day, Lord Clooney returned to his 70 ft yacht to resume trolling the French Riviera for tang. Thank you George Clooney. Thank you.

THE STORY ON TANGO T600---LINK



Fun Facts: George Clooney took a pay cut to make Syriana. Wow. You remember that when you ask for a raise next year.